<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5375313617597526884</id><updated>2012-02-17T11:44:11.139+08:00</updated><category term='Lesson 1'/><category term='Babi'/><category term='Hari Raya'/><category term='Hangat'/><category term='open house'/><category term='H1N1'/><category term='Satu Malaysia'/><category term='Lawak'/><category term='Ramadhan'/><category term='MU'/><category term='Journal'/><category term='SBE'/><category term='Shortcut keys'/><category term='Malaysia'/><category term='pedas'/><category term='pak pandir'/><category term='makanan'/><title type='text'>Menarik &amp; Hangat</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5375313617597526884/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Paparazi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03822599575610709912</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SliKaLR8JxI/AAAAAAAAABk/61SkQ4CQVm4/S220/jaipro.png'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>21</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5375313617597526884.post-4044635313258899145</id><published>2009-12-09T02:12:00.006+08:00</published><updated>2009-12-09T02:46:53.595+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hangat'/><title type='text'>Mengimbau Tanda-tanda Kecil Hari Kiamat</title><content type='html'>Untuk pagi ini sebelum Champion League nk start skjp lagi nie, aq dh bc entry nie. 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There are two diagrams below explaining for each key. Please enlarge for your reading. The most &lt;b&gt;important &lt;/b&gt;is you can make it yours. So keep it.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 301px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/StNXD9YIlDI/AAAAAAAAAHA/Nk9FaOeXIJo/s320/study+2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5391748904419628082" /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FF0000;"&gt;Lesson 1&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#0000EE;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/StNXDU7xmoI/AAAAAAAAAG4/b2DXjwJs6rs/s1600-h/Study+1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 247px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/StNXDU7xmoI/AAAAAAAAAG4/b2DXjwJs6rs/s320/Study+1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5391748893563263618" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#0000EE;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);  -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; font-style: italic; font-size:small;"&gt;Lesson 2&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5375313617597526884-8134921524467118968?l=jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com/feeds/8134921524467118968/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5375313617597526884&amp;postID=8134921524467118968' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5375313617597526884/posts/default/8134921524467118968'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5375313617597526884/posts/default/8134921524467118968'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com/2009/10/lesson-1-shortcut-keys-study.html' title='Lesson 1: &quot;Shortcut keys&quot; Study'/><author><name>Paparazi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03822599575610709912</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SliKaLR8JxI/AAAAAAAAABk/61SkQ4CQVm4/S220/jaipro.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/StNXD9YIlDI/AAAAAAAAAHA/Nk9FaOeXIJo/s72-c/study+2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5375313617597526884.post-5080442295440388439</id><published>2009-10-05T20:01:00.006+08:00</published><updated>2009-10-05T20:26:23.698+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hari Raya'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pedas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Journal'/><title type='text'>Journal Kembara Pedas Raya 2009</title><content type='html'>Tepat jam 10.00 pagi, hari Khamis bertarikh 24 September 2009 merupakan detik kemeriahan sambutan hari raya. Seperti biasa sepatutnya, rumah aku menjadi destinasi utama, namun begitu, tahun ini jadual terpaksa diubah ekoran permintaan beberapa pihak yang ingin menyambut raya di sempada daerah yang berasingan.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre; "&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Aku juga terpaksa meminda jadual saat akhir di mana jadual pertama aku bergerak ke selatan Rembau. Kehadiran aku hanyalah untuk melengkapkan jadual raya di rumah sahabat perempuan. Syukur dapat jugal raya mah korang.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/Ssni8JMwrII/AAAAAAAAAGo/5Vu8JU38FXc/s1600-h/Raya5.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/Ssni8JMwrII/AAAAAAAAAGo/5Vu8JU38FXc/s320/Raya5.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5389087952014978178" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 238px; height: 320px; " /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; "&gt;(Me,AhBeng,Mansion)/(Aini,Azliah,Solehah)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; "&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre; "&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Selepas solat zohor, aku terpaksa pulang ke senawang untuk mengambil seorang lagi rakan yang kate nyer ingin join sama. Kami berdua bergerak dari Seremban ke daerah Jempol untuk konvoi ghaye ke sane. Walaupun aku x sempat join rakan-rakan pada pagi nyer, Namun, aku sempat beraya sampai 7 buah rumah. Jelebu merupakan destinasi seterusnya sebelum kembali ke Seremban semula ikut jalan Bukit Tangga.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left; "&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre; "&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Perjalanan raya yang sungguh happeninglah org kate..Gua x taw...huuuu. Raya tahun ini memamg bermanfaat sehinggalah ke Jam 2.00pagi baru pulang ke rumah sendiri. Semoga trip Raye ni dapat diadakan lagi pada masa akan datang.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left; "&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre; "&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Buat korang aku ucap, "Pedas memang hotlah"..Bravo geng..&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; "&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; "&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/Ssniar6K0XI/AAAAAAAAAGg/O-Z-KwvSjiM/s1600-h/Raya+4.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/Ssniar6K0XI/AAAAAAAAAGg/O-Z-KwvSjiM/s320/Raya+4.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5389087377216688498" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 213px; " /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; "&gt;(x dapat den nak senaraikan sume eh do--sowey geng)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; "&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SsniZ35ZG9I/AAAAAAAAAGY/5Pp64p2-Oe4/s1600-h/Raya+3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SsniZ35ZG9I/AAAAAAAAAGY/5Pp64p2-Oe4/s320/Raya+3.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5389087363254787026" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 213px; height: 320px; " /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; "&gt;(dah dokek jgn lupo calling den)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; "&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SsniZYEKTzI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/k1Hv3VBmEWo/s1600-h/Raya+2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SsniZYEKTzI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/k1Hv3VBmEWo/s320/Raya+2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5389087354710019890" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 213px; " /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; "&gt;The best picture taken...Geng Tabligh&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; "&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SsniYpUfAJI/AAAAAAAAAGI/ubUcR9bgT14/s1600-h/Raya+1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SsniYpUfAJI/AAAAAAAAAGI/ubUcR9bgT14/s320/Raya+1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5389087342162018450" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 216px; " /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; "&gt;Geng berarak nak sambut raye ker kenduri kawen den..huaaa&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; "&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; "&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; "&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; "&gt;Selamat hari raye geng..Pedas Always&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SsnlmlYWYpI/AAAAAAAAAGw/bQnZjspImbI/s1600-h/9666647828s.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 99px; height: 135px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SsnlmlYWYpI/AAAAAAAAAGw/bQnZjspImbI/s320/9666647828s.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5389090880157541010" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5375313617597526884-5080442295440388439?l=jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com/feeds/5080442295440388439/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5375313617597526884&amp;postID=5080442295440388439' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5375313617597526884/posts/default/5080442295440388439'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5375313617597526884/posts/default/5080442295440388439'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com/2009/10/journal-kembara-pedas-raya-2009.html' title='Journal Kembara Pedas Raya 2009'/><author><name>Paparazi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03822599575610709912</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SliKaLR8JxI/AAAAAAAAABk/61SkQ4CQVm4/S220/jaipro.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/Ssni8JMwrII/AAAAAAAAAGo/5Vu8JU38FXc/s72-c/Raya5.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5375313617597526884.post-254549104261792746</id><published>2009-09-28T15:12:00.004+08:00</published><updated>2009-09-28T15:20:51.711+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='open house'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hari Raya'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='makanan'/><title type='text'>Masakan Sempena Hari Raya</title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre; "&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Kegawatan ekonomi yang melanda negara kita sejak akhir ini, sedikit sebanyak mempengaruhi majlis-majlis Rumah Terbuka. Kalau tahun lepas rumah terbuka macam menyambut hari perkahwinan dengan pelbagai juadah disediakan. Tetapi disebabkan masalah ekonomi ini, banyak majlis rumah terbuka yang mengurangkan sedikit jumlah makanan. Namun begitu Paparazi nak ucap kat kengkawan Paparazi yang ajak dtg "open House".&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Tak ape, Next Year ader lagi..Ajak jugak taw.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre; "&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Hurm kepada kengkawan yang x dapat jemputan tu..Ape lagi mcm biase, kite singgah lah mane2 foodcourt ker, Giant, Jusco, Hero, Tesco, Carefour n mcm2 lagi ader... Beli yang dlm tripod..pastu makan ler per lagi...huuu Contoh nyer mcm kat bawah nie...Sodap &amp;amp; Hot lagi tu..mengancam tol....huuu&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SsBjW0vrSdI/AAAAAAAAAFc/oYuTKggT3OY/s1600-h/vdl5rtccu12czilm2lsu.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 188px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SsBjW0vrSdI/AAAAAAAAAFc/oYuTKggT3OY/s320/vdl5rtccu12czilm2lsu.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5386414398101998034" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SsBjWQRiEeI/AAAAAAAAAFU/xp-SceWyWzY/s1600-h/lgn72m8p73qj9xorl6e0.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SsBjWQRiEeI/AAAAAAAAAFU/xp-SceWyWzY/s320/lgn72m8p73qj9xorl6e0.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5386414388311888354" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SsBjVicVPjI/AAAAAAAAAFM/zhH9bX3p8do/s1600-h/93du6wcd1f5nd52g4y2.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 231px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SsBjVicVPjI/AAAAAAAAAFM/zhH9bX3p8do/s320/93du6wcd1f5nd52g4y2.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5386414376009154098" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SsBjVIwwqfI/AAAAAAAAAFE/RmlygDMHEEE/s1600-h/6fnm9ybvo6tyy1n80lj.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SsBjVIwwqfI/AAAAAAAAAFE/RmlygDMHEEE/s320/6fnm9ybvo6tyy1n80lj.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5386414369115515378" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SsBjUeh7GiI/AAAAAAAAAE8/_iAhXWva0fY/s1600-h/5fq2lohfqerwxw3uz78.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 241px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SsBjUeh7GiI/AAAAAAAAAE8/_iAhXWva0fY/s320/5fq2lohfqerwxw3uz78.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5386414357778995746" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5375313617597526884-254549104261792746?l=jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com/feeds/254549104261792746/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5375313617597526884&amp;postID=254549104261792746' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5375313617597526884/posts/default/254549104261792746'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5375313617597526884/posts/default/254549104261792746'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com/2009/09/masakan-sempena-hari-raya.html' title='Masakan Sempena Hari Raya'/><author><name>Paparazi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03822599575610709912</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SliKaLR8JxI/AAAAAAAAABk/61SkQ4CQVm4/S220/jaipro.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SsBjW0vrSdI/AAAAAAAAAFc/oYuTKggT3OY/s72-c/vdl5rtccu12czilm2lsu.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5375313617597526884.post-5983125693275238808</id><published>2009-09-15T23:58:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-09-16T00:01:12.692+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hari Raya'/><title type='text'>Hari Raya dah TIBA...!!!!!!</title><content type='html'>Salam wat kengkawang yang mengenali diri ini. Paparazi nak ade ucapan yang nak beri..Ikhlas daripada Paparazi... Bacalah yer:&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/Sq-6JOGSKDI/AAAAAAAAAEs/uV9sZKXkNTs/s1600-h/untitled.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 271px; height: 378px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/Sq-6JOGSKDI/AAAAAAAAAEs/uV9sZKXkNTs/s400/untitled.bmp" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5381724747297073202" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Jemput datang rumah yer....Haaa....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5375313617597526884-5983125693275238808?l=jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com/feeds/5983125693275238808/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5375313617597526884&amp;postID=5983125693275238808' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5375313617597526884/posts/default/5983125693275238808'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5375313617597526884/posts/default/5983125693275238808'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com/2009/09/hari-raya-dah-tiba.html' title='Hari Raya dah TIBA...!!!!!!'/><author><name>Paparazi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03822599575610709912</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SliKaLR8JxI/AAAAAAAAABk/61SkQ4CQVm4/S220/jaipro.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/Sq-6JOGSKDI/AAAAAAAAAEs/uV9sZKXkNTs/s72-c/untitled.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5375313617597526884.post-4531037230337375884</id><published>2009-09-09T00:45:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-09-09T00:49:21.170+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lawak'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pak pandir'/><title type='text'>Lawak: Pak Pandir dengan kereta Wajanya</title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana; color: rgb(241, 241, 241); font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#000066;"&gt;Al-kisah pada suatu hari, Pak Pandir keluar ke bandar bersama Mak Andeh untuk membeli sebuah kereta. Anaknya tidak dibawa kerana bimbang penjual kereta tidak mahu menjualkan kereta kepadanya kerana dia sudah mempunyai anak.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Isteriku Andeh, rasa-rasa orang tu mahu tak jual kereta pada kita?" kata Pak Pandir.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Kenapa abang tanya macam tu?" balas Mak Andeh.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Yelah, manalah tahu, dia ingat saya tak mampu nak bayar sebab saya kena bagi awak dan anak kita makan...takut tak cukup duit..." jawab Pak Pandir.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maka mereka pun tiba di tempat penjualan kereta...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Saya mahu beli yang ini" kata Pak Pandir sambil menuding jari ke arah kereta Proton Waja berwarna silver.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Setelah membayar wang pendahuluan, Pak Pandir memandu kereta itu pulang. Dalam hati Pak Pandir sudah berkira-kira untuk menunjuk- nunjuk kereta itu di hadapan Pak Kadok. Tapi, tak sampai satu jam, Pak Pandir datang semula ke kedai kereta tadi dengan muka merah&lt;br /&gt;padam.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Apa ni Encik, jual kereta dah rosak!" si penjual kereta berasa sangat hairan.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Cuba Encik tengok lampu tepi ni, asal saya nak belok, tak pernah elok, asyik berkelip-kelip je!" &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;"&gt;p/s: jadilah orang yang berilmu dan berakal..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;"&gt;soalan teka-teki hari ini: (jawab jika tahu...)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 14px; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FF0000;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Dalam banyak-banyak serangga, serangga ape yang kecil daripada semut, pagi-pagi berpeluh.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5375313617597526884-4531037230337375884?l=jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com/feeds/4531037230337375884/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5375313617597526884&amp;postID=4531037230337375884' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5375313617597526884/posts/default/4531037230337375884'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5375313617597526884/posts/default/4531037230337375884'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com/2009/09/lawak-pak-pandir-dengan-kereta-wajanya.html' title='Lawak: Pak Pandir dengan kereta Wajanya'/><author><name>Paparazi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03822599575610709912</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SliKaLR8JxI/AAAAAAAAABk/61SkQ4CQVm4/S220/jaipro.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5375313617597526884.post-8969475895748788392</id><published>2009-09-04T01:21:00.007+08:00</published><updated>2009-09-04T01:36:02.426+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ramadhan'/><title type='text'>Saudagar di Bazar Ramadhan</title><content type='html'>Kredit diucapkan kepada sahabat ana yang berjaya memperkenalkan cendol di Jualan Bazaar Ramdhan di UIA PJ. Mereka cuba memperkenalkan 9 jenis cendol yang dijual kepada pelanggan. Rasalah yer cendol orang nogori ni.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/Sp_8i6FHGyI/AAAAAAAAAEM/wnZv84GjLX4/s1600-h/Bazaar.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/Sp_8i6FHGyI/AAAAAAAAAEM/wnZv84GjLX4/s400/Bazaar.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5377294156740107042" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 263px; " /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3333FF;"&gt;Kenapalah x der orang yer nak datang?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; "&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; "&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; "&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/Sp_85DvfqdI/AAAAAAAAAEU/vSv0jdwrGYQ/s1600-h/bazaar2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/Sp_85DvfqdI/AAAAAAAAAEU/vSv0jdwrGYQ/s400/bazaar2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5377294537290918354" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px; " /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#000099;"&gt;Memang bergaya lah brader nie kan...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre; "&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; "&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; "&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; "&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/Sp_9pLI8gRI/AAAAAAAAAEc/2m26RrFrSXA/s1600-h/bazaar+3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 281px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/Sp_9pLI8gRI/AAAAAAAAAEc/2m26RrFrSXA/s400/bazaar+3.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5377295363910435090" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3333FF;"&gt;Hai cik adik nie nak ngorat ker nak membeli cendol member ana tu..haaa&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"&gt; So kalau korang nak rasa cendol N9 nie meh la pakat ramai2 gi UIA..haaa..Semoga berjaya diucapkan kepada member ana .&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre;"&gt;Semoga perniagaan anda bertambah maju dan dimurahkan rezeki..yeah...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5375313617597526884-8969475895748788392?l=jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com/feeds/8969475895748788392/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5375313617597526884&amp;postID=8969475895748788392' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5375313617597526884/posts/default/8969475895748788392'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5375313617597526884/posts/default/8969475895748788392'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com/2009/09/saudagar-di-bazar-ramadhan.html' title='Saudagar di Bazar Ramadhan'/><author><name>Paparazi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03822599575610709912</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SliKaLR8JxI/AAAAAAAAABk/61SkQ4CQVm4/S220/jaipro.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/Sp_8i6FHGyI/AAAAAAAAAEM/wnZv84GjLX4/s72-c/Bazaar.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5375313617597526884.post-7751579494135167428</id><published>2009-09-03T21:57:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2009-09-03T22:06:17.194+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lawak'/><title type='text'>Lawak: ANAK YANG TAAT</title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style=" color: rgb(241, 241, 241);  line-height: 14px; font-family:verdana;font-size:11px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dalam satu kelas darjah satu,seorang ustaz bertanya kepada pelajarnya..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Kamu hendak ke mana?... syurga atau neraka?..siapa yang hendak ke&lt;br /&gt;syurga..angkat tangan... !!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maka semua pelajarnya pun mengangkat tangan kecuali seorang murid.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kemudian ustaz itu pun bertanya lagi,siapa hendak ke neraka?"... ..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Semua pelajar tidak mengangkat tangan termasuk seorang murid tadi... dengan&lt;br /&gt;kehairanan ustaz itu bertanya..bila saya tanya nak masuk syurga..awak tak&lt;br /&gt;angkat tangan..bila saya tanya nak ke neraka pun awak tak angkat&lt;br /&gt;tangan... .habis awak nak ke mana??".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jawab murid itu.."saya tidak mahu pergi ke mana ustaz..bapa saya suruh&lt;br /&gt;saya datang sini belajar,dia pesan..jangan pergi kemana-mana,tunggu sampai&lt;br /&gt;dia jemput"...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5375313617597526884-7751579494135167428?l=jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com/feeds/7751579494135167428/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5375313617597526884&amp;postID=7751579494135167428' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5375313617597526884/posts/default/7751579494135167428'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5375313617597526884/posts/default/7751579494135167428'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com/2009/09/lawak-anak-yang-taat.html' title='Lawak: ANAK YANG TAAT'/><author><name>Paparazi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03822599575610709912</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SliKaLR8JxI/AAAAAAAAABk/61SkQ4CQVm4/S220/jaipro.png'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5375313617597526884.post-110283536388499361</id><published>2009-09-01T13:01:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-09-01T13:19:11.409+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Satu Malaysia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Babi'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='H1N1'/><title type='text'>Kisah Babi: Trip Melancong Bersama Babi</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;blockquote style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FF0000;"&gt;Babi betul la babi nie&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Ada seekor Babi yang bernama Lincorn telah merancang untuk membuat trip ke satu destinasi di selatan Tanah Melayu. Mungkin ingin melawat sekitar ibu kota Kuala Lumpur. Lincorn merupakan sindeket ketua virus H1N1 telah mendapat royalti daripada penyebaran virus influenza A H1N1.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Sumber akhbar The Khainzir Press telah merekod bahawa Lincorn mempunyai dana berbilion ringgit hasil daripada virus ini. Akhbar itu juga menyebut Lincorn akan mendapat satu bilion ringgit bagi nyawa yang terbunuh hasil H1N1. Mengikut rekod hari ini seramai 72 orang telah tewas akibat virus H1N1 di Malaysia sahaja.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Oleh yang sedemikian, Lincorn telah berjaya membeli sebuah lori dan mendapatkan lesen pengangkutan daripada Kerajaan TM. Lincorn telah mengupah seorang pemandu yang masih lagi tidak dikenali identitinya untuk membawa lebih kurang 100 sahabat Lincorn untuk ke satu destinasi.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Dalam perjalanan ke selatan, dengan kuasa yang Maha Esa, telah menumbangkan lori tersebut dan Lincorn dipercayai terbunuh kerana dihimpit oleh lori terbabit. Dalam kemalangan tersebut, orang ramai tidak mahu berhenti membantu kerana rakyat Malaysia tidak pernah menanam sifat membantu spesis Babi ini.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/Spyqtl6R7bI/AAAAAAAAAD8/NsoPw2UrxkA/s1600-h/babi+betul.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/Spyqtl6R7bI/AAAAAAAAAD8/NsoPw2UrxkA/s400/babi+betul.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376359755420921266" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;oleh kerana tiada pihak yang ingin menghulurkan bantuan, agensi Peronda LebuhRaya (PELEBUR) telah dipanggil untuk membersihkan tempat kejadian. Khinzair Press menyatakan beberapa kawan Lincorn berjaya melarikan diri melalui susur longkang yang dapat dirakam dengan kamera amatuer oleh seorang penunggang motosikal.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Info anda: Hindarilah babi dari tempat anda. "Babi musuh yang nyata".&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Slogan Malaysia zaman kini.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;One Malaysians/Satu Malaysia&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;H1N1&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Satu Saham Satu Amanah&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5375313617597526884-110283536388499361?l=jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com/feeds/110283536388499361/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5375313617597526884&amp;postID=110283536388499361' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5375313617597526884/posts/default/110283536388499361'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5375313617597526884/posts/default/110283536388499361'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com/2009/09/kisah-babi-trip-melancong-bersama-babi.html' title='Kisah Babi: Trip Melancong Bersama Babi'/><author><name>Paparazi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03822599575610709912</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SliKaLR8JxI/AAAAAAAAABk/61SkQ4CQVm4/S220/jaipro.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/Spyqtl6R7bI/AAAAAAAAAD8/NsoPw2UrxkA/s72-c/babi+betul.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5375313617597526884.post-9116853046867864764</id><published>2009-08-30T13:19:00.008+08:00</published><updated>2009-08-30T13:36:45.535+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='SBE'/><title type='text'>Journal Perjalanan SBE!!! (dihatiku)</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SpoOMwe1c7I/AAAAAAAAADs/_2akPI4GdaM/s1600-h/Sbe.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Hari ini adalah hari sebelum Paparazi meninggalkan kampung halaman untuk kembali berjuang.Haaa. Sebelum Paparazi meninggalkan kampung halaman, Paparazi ingin habiskan journal SBE Paparazi nie.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Kalau nak diikutkan cerita pelan Paparazi yang sebenar, Paparazi nak buat 4 Sem SBE ni kat sekolah yang ada nama "Tasik" jer taw. tapi matlamat tu tak kesampaian...nthen Paparazi juz dapat buat kat dua Sekolah yang ada nama Tasik jer..kire 50% tercapai la kot..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Bagi bab pengalaman pulak, fuhhh memang banyak dari yg dapat kepujian hinggalah kene beratur kat kantin n then kene maki ngan cikgu otai skolah tu..  haaa sume penagalaman Pahit &amp;amp; Manis nie kadang2 la yang wat Paparazi jadi lebih matang kot... Kadang yang wt kene maki ngan cikgu tu sebab kawan Paparazi yang sumenyer Macha belaka lah tu..haa bengang jer..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;So kat bawah ni adelah senarai Pesta SBE yang dapat sambutan dari 4 buah sekolah beserta dengan gambarnyer:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "&gt;&lt;img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SpoOMwe1c7I/AAAAAAAAADs/_2akPI4GdaM/s400/Sbe.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5375624717555561394" style="text-align: center;float: left; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 297px; " /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;"Timbalah pengalaman sebaik mungkin, jangan wat pasal sudah. nak ponteng boleh, memandailah anda jawab nanti..haaa"-pesanan abang JJJ.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Sekolah Kebangsaan Taman Tasik Jaya, 70450 Senawang, N.S.D.K.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Sekolah Kebangsaan Seri Tasik, 56000 Cheras, Kuala Lumpur.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Sekolah Kebangsaan Panchor, 70400 Seremban, N.S.D.K.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Sekolah Kebangsaan King George V, 70400 Seremban, N.S.D.K.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;p/s: kepada sume muslimin selamat berpose yer....jgn ponteng.. Paparazi nak ucap jua Selamat Hari Nuzul jugak yer...wasalam...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5375313617597526884-9116853046867864764?l=jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com/feeds/9116853046867864764/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5375313617597526884&amp;postID=9116853046867864764' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5375313617597526884/posts/default/9116853046867864764'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5375313617597526884/posts/default/9116853046867864764'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com/2009/08/journal-perjalanan-sbe-dihatiku.html' title='Journal Perjalanan SBE!!! (dihatiku)'/><author><name>Paparazi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03822599575610709912</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SliKaLR8JxI/AAAAAAAAABk/61SkQ4CQVm4/S220/jaipro.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SpoOMwe1c7I/AAAAAAAAADs/_2akPI4GdaM/s72-c/Sbe.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5375313617597526884.post-5503433500106377342</id><published>2009-08-13T02:47:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2009-08-13T02:51:01.006+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Adegan Nenek dan Cucu.</title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; "&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;Kisah in terjadi pada malam semalam. Udin hendak menghantar neneknya yang sakit ke klinik dengan menaiki motor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Udin: Mari la naik nek, pegang kuat-kuat yea..nanti jatuh!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nenek: Iya lah, nenek pegang kuat-kuat la nie...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Udin: Jangan lupa pegang kuat-kuat yea nek!!! (kata Udin lagi mengingatkan)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nenek: Iya, nenek dah pegang kuat-kuat la nie, takut sangat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Udin: Ok, kalau begitu kita berangkat ya, nek.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Udin lalu 'merempit' motornya, lalu terdengar benda jatuh BUUAAAAKKKK!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;Udin terperanjat, lalu menoleh ke belakang, dan ternampak si nenek terjatuh dari motornya.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Udin: Lah kenapa boleh jatuh gak nie, nek?!! Nenek tak pegang kuat-kuat agaknye?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nenek: Nenek dah pegang kuat-kuat dah tadi!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Udin: Nenek pegang kat mana?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nenek: pagar rumah.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5375313617597526884-5503433500106377342?l=jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com/feeds/5503433500106377342/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5375313617597526884&amp;postID=5503433500106377342' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5375313617597526884/posts/default/5503433500106377342'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5375313617597526884/posts/default/5503433500106377342'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com/2009/08/adegan-nenek-dan-cucu.html' title='Adegan Nenek dan Cucu.'/><author><name>Paparazi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03822599575610709912</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SliKaLR8JxI/AAAAAAAAABk/61SkQ4CQVm4/S220/jaipro.png'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5375313617597526884.post-3408937715837406582</id><published>2009-08-13T02:44:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-08-13T02:47:16.178+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Cita-cita Abu tapi Seman lagi hebat</title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; "&gt;Seorang guru tadika sedang memupuk rasa percaya diri kepada pelajarnya-pelajarnya. Guru tersebut meminta mereka untuk memperkenalkan diri sekaligus memberitahu tentang cita-cita mereka.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Abu berdiri dan berkata, “Nama saya Abu bin Dolah. Bila besar nanti saya ingin jadi juruterbang, jadi bolehlah saya pergi ke Australia, Eropah, Iraq dan sebagainya”.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Bagus Abu. Terima kasih. Siapa lagi?”, tanya cikgu.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Seorang pelajar perempuan yang duduk di tepi berdiri dan berkata, “Nama saya Noni binti Samad. Kalau besar nanti, Noni nak jadi suri rumah tangga dan mempunyai anak-anak yang comel. Kalau boleh nak 8 orang anak boleh wat game futsal.”.&lt;br /&gt;“Bagus. Jadi suri rumah tangga merupakan cita-cita yang mulia. Siapa lagi?”.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Seman berdiri dan berkata, “Saya Seman bin Leman, bila besar nanti saya bercita-cita untuk membantu Noni mencapai cita-citanya…”.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5375313617597526884-3408937715837406582?l=jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com/feeds/3408937715837406582/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5375313617597526884&amp;postID=3408937715837406582' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5375313617597526884/posts/default/3408937715837406582'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5375313617597526884/posts/default/3408937715837406582'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com/2009/08/cita-cita-abu-tapi-seman-lagi-hebat.html' title='Cita-cita Abu tapi Seman lagi hebat'/><author><name>Paparazi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03822599575610709912</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SliKaLR8JxI/AAAAAAAAABk/61SkQ4CQVm4/S220/jaipro.png'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5375313617597526884.post-1449502807969179015</id><published>2009-08-08T22:56:00.004+08:00</published><updated>2009-08-08T23:12:41.741+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hangat'/><title type='text'>Jadual Menentukan Anak Lelaki atau Perempuan</title><content type='html'>Hari ini Paparazi nak cerita pasal Anak Lelaki atau Anak Perempuan. Bagi korang yang belum kahwin mesti pelik. Tapi yang sudah berkahwin rase nyer benda ni terbukti.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Paparazi ada dapat satu artikel dan telah melakukan kajian mengenai mende nie. Jadual kat bawah ni menunjukkan jadual kelahiran anak lelaki atau perempuan.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Kat sini Paparazi nak terangkan macam mana jadual ni berfungsi. Kalo korang nampak jadual nie ader dua elemen subjek iaitu Umur Isteri Anda (Row-Melintang) &amp;amp; Bulan Mula Mengandung (Column-Menegak). "korg largekan lah sendiri..Layan Diri"&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/Sn2VqtstlHI/AAAAAAAAADU/EGgkUhYktGQ/s1600-h/lahir+anak.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 221px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/Sn2VqtstlHI/AAAAAAAAADU/EGgkUhYktGQ/s400/lahir+anak.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367610891949675634" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Contohnye...Isteri Paparazi skang berumur 18 Tahun dan mula mengandung Bulan Disember. Insya-Allah, Paparazi dapat anak Lelaki (yang comel gtue2)...haaa&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Korang bely try la jadual nie..Klo rase ianya benar, benarlah. Klo anda rase jadual ini silap, maka jangan salahkan sesiapa kerana ini hanya kajian manusia. Kita merancang, Allah s.w.t yang menentukan segalanya.. TQ sume.....&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5375313617597526884-1449502807969179015?l=jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com/feeds/1449502807969179015/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5375313617597526884&amp;postID=1449502807969179015' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5375313617597526884/posts/default/1449502807969179015'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5375313617597526884/posts/default/1449502807969179015'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com/2009/08/jadual-menentukan-anak-lelaki-atau.html' title='Jadual Menentukan Anak Lelaki atau Perempuan'/><author><name>Paparazi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03822599575610709912</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SliKaLR8JxI/AAAAAAAAABk/61SkQ4CQVm4/S220/jaipro.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/Sn2VqtstlHI/AAAAAAAAADU/EGgkUhYktGQ/s72-c/lahir+anak.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5375313617597526884.post-4288015357108310121</id><published>2009-08-04T22:02:00.003+08:00</published><updated>2009-08-04T22:23:36.957+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Tempahan Set Audio dan Photography</title><content type='html'>Pada 31 Julai - 2 Ogos telah dijalankan Karnival HUFFAZ Selangor 2009 anjuran Persatuan Institut Tahfiz al-Quran Negeri Sembilan dengan jayanya.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre; "&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Gambaran di bawah ni adalah antara set-set yang kami gunakan pada hari tersebut. Untuk makluman anda, kami sedia menerima segala bentuk tempahan sama ada tempahan Set P.A system, Photography dan Audio Manager nyer skali untuk ape- aper aktiviti.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre; "&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Boleh terus berhubung dengan saya, Jai ~ (&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#009900;"&gt;013-370 1050&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SnhDkhCvp9I/AAAAAAAAADM/7VyLOv-LIY8/s1600-h/walkie+talkie.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 273px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SnhDkhCvp9I/AAAAAAAAADM/7VyLOv-LIY8/s400/walkie+talkie.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366113250636179410" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#3333FF;"&gt;Set Walkie Talkie&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SnhDkWHdcgI/AAAAAAAAADE/g2FE841JM-Q/s1600-h/speaker.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="text-align: left;display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; cursor: pointer; width: 255px; height: 400px; " src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SnhDkWHdcgI/AAAAAAAAADE/g2FE841JM-Q/s400/speaker.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366113247703167490" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="font-size:100%;color:#3333FF;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"&gt;Hig Quality Speakers&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="font-size:100%;color:#3333FF;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SnhDkPQ8buI/AAAAAAAAAC8/m4PsxZILmdI/s1600-h/audiomn.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SnhDkPQ8buI/AAAAAAAAAC8/m4PsxZILmdI/s400/audiomn.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366113245863898850" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-size: 13px; "&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Amp &amp;amp; Audio Manager&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="font-size:100%;color:#3333FF;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SnhDjoIzySI/AAAAAAAAAC0/bAGpG2DAVOs/s1600-h/amplifier.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 382px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SnhDjoIzySI/AAAAAAAAAC0/bAGpG2DAVOs/s400/amplifier.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366113235360794914" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-size: 13px; "&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Complete Amplifier&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Bagi budak PODEH, korg mesti kenal sape dlm gambar tu kan...haaa...so bley la contact org tu jgk..haa..Sampai di sini sahaja makluman yang ingin disampaikan..Segala pertanyaan boleh diajukan ke email dan talian saya...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Sekian Harap Maklum..&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5375313617597526884-4288015357108310121?l=jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com/feeds/4288015357108310121/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5375313617597526884&amp;postID=4288015357108310121' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5375313617597526884/posts/default/4288015357108310121'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5375313617597526884/posts/default/4288015357108310121'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com/2009/08/tempahan-set-audio-dan-photography.html' title='Tempahan Set Audio dan Photography'/><author><name>Paparazi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03822599575610709912</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SliKaLR8JxI/AAAAAAAAABk/61SkQ4CQVm4/S220/jaipro.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SnhDkhCvp9I/AAAAAAAAADM/7VyLOv-LIY8/s72-c/walkie+talkie.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5375313617597526884.post-1088631858834188242</id><published>2009-08-04T21:40:00.003+08:00</published><updated>2009-08-04T21:52:39.200+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Guru perlukan pengorbanan atau murid ketinggalan.</title><content type='html'>Menjadi guru bukan perkara yang mudah. Erti kerjaya seorang guru bukanlah sekadar mendidik malah lebih kepada dorongan dan motivasi kendiri yang perlu dialihkan kepada murid di sekelilingnya. Apa jua kerjaya perlukan pengorbanan yang maksimum untuk beroleh kejayaan kelak.&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre; "&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre; "&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Intisari titik tolak kerjaya seorang guru bermula apabila muridnya gagal memahami konsep asas pelajaran. Oleh itu, guru perlulah melakukan satu anjakan paradigma supaya muridnya tidak lagi ketinggalan. Adakah sebabnya datang dari pengajaran guru atau mungkin minat murid itu sendiri yang agak kurang dengan subjek tertentu atau kemungkinan besar ibu bapa mereka.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre; "&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Gambar di bawah ini mungkin menggambarkan halangan yang perlu ditempuhi oleh bakal guru kelak. Apakah tindakan anda sekiranya perkara yang sama berlaku dalam kerjaya anda nanti?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre; "&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Persoalannya adalah adakah anda ingin menjadi insan yang bergelar guru? Renung-renungkan sejenak.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/Sng9C8qfptI/AAAAAAAAACs/vWWGB3Yo-90/s1600-h/Sk+midah+1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 277px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/Sng9C8qfptI/AAAAAAAAACs/vWWGB3Yo-90/s400/Sk+midah+1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366106076865341138" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#0000EE;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5375313617597526884-1088631858834188242?l=jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com/feeds/1088631858834188242/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5375313617597526884&amp;postID=1088631858834188242' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5375313617597526884/posts/default/1088631858834188242'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5375313617597526884/posts/default/1088631858834188242'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com/2009/08/guru-perlukan-pengorbanan-atau-murid.html' title='Guru perlukan pengorbanan atau murid ketinggalan.'/><author><name>Paparazi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03822599575610709912</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SliKaLR8JxI/AAAAAAAAABk/61SkQ4CQVm4/S220/jaipro.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/Sng9C8qfptI/AAAAAAAAACs/vWWGB3Yo-90/s72-c/Sk+midah+1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5375313617597526884.post-1102646023381692418</id><published>2009-08-03T15:59:00.003+08:00</published><updated>2009-08-03T16:03:44.181+08:00</updated><title type='text'>10 Soalan daripada UNIVERSITI GONG BADAK</title><content type='html'>haaa..Hari ni Paparazi nk test korg nyer idea mcm mane...jawab lah soklan ni yer..haa..korg letak la jawapannyer kt mane2 yg korg nk...haaa.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style=" line-height: 14px; font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#009900;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Kenapa Tarzan tidak mempunyai jambang?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. Kenapa juruterbang Kamikaze memakai topi keledar?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. Kita tahu kelajuan cahaya, apakah kelajuan kegelapan?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. Kenapa ada istilah ‘tidur seperti bayi’ sedangkan bayi akan terjaga setiap 2 jam?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. Kenapa pembakar roti di’rumah kita mempunyai setting untuk suhu yang tinggi sehingga mampu           menghanguskan roti?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. Kenapa lampu peti ais hanya ada dalam ruang sejuk, bukan ruang sejuk beku?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7. Kenapa irama lagu A,B,C,D,E,F,G… dan Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star sama?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8. Kenapa kita sering menekan butang lif lebih dari sekali?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9. Kenapa kita tekan butang remote lebih kuat walaupun kita tahu bateri hampir       habis?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"    style="font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style=" line-height: 14px;font-size:11px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 14px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#009900;"&gt;10. Kenapa anda mula berfikir untuk 9 soalan di’atas yang tidak sesekali membawa apa-apa               &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 14px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#009900;"&gt;     perubahan?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5375313617597526884-1102646023381692418?l=jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com/feeds/1102646023381692418/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5375313617597526884&amp;postID=1102646023381692418' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5375313617597526884/posts/default/1102646023381692418'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5375313617597526884/posts/default/1102646023381692418'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com/2009/08/10-soalan-daripada-universiti-gong.html' title='10 Soalan daripada UNIVERSITI GONG BADAK'/><author><name>Paparazi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03822599575610709912</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SliKaLR8JxI/AAAAAAAAABk/61SkQ4CQVm4/S220/jaipro.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5375313617597526884.post-8662406827250033951</id><published>2009-08-03T15:28:00.007+08:00</published><updated>2009-08-03T15:41:27.392+08:00</updated><title type='text'>1000 Ideas of Games and Activities Can be Applied in Teaching</title><content type='html'>&lt;blockquote&gt;Hello my friend, today i would like to share with you about some activities or games that we can applied in our teaching forthcoming since this semester, we are going to learn &lt;div&gt;about lesson plan. The main point is how teacher can create condusive classroom? (read below)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;There are three attractive activities and briefly describe as below:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px; "&gt;&lt;b&gt;Action Race:&lt;/b&gt; This is a fun game using actions.  Use actions like jump, hop, clap, run etc.  Have the Ss split into two teams and sit in lines with a chair by each team and one chair at the other end of the room.  One S from each team stands next to their chair and T calls an action, e.g. "Jump".  Ss must jump to the chair on the other side of the room and back, sitting down in their chair Ss say "I can jump". First one to do it gets their team a point.  (Submitted by Gareth Thomas).&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px; "&gt;&lt;b&gt;Bet you can't:&lt;/b&gt; This game can be played in millions and millions of different ways, and essentially it's just this: go to the toy store and buy toy money.  Give each student the same amount of money at the start.  Have the students bet each other that they can't do something - like this: make each S stand up and walk around.  Have them say, "I bet you can't (e.g. count to 20, run around the room 5 times, sing the ABC song. etc.)".  Get the Ss to bet using the toy money.  You'd be surprised how much even adult students enjoy this game.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px; "&gt;&lt;b&gt;Color Game: &lt;/b&gt;This is a good one for teaching the names of colors to young children. Arrange various colors of construction paper in a circle. Play some music and have the children march around the circle. Stop the music and all the children must sit down next to a color. Pick a color and sing (to the tune of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"): "Who's beside the color (insert name of color)? Please stand up, if it's you." At that point, the child next to the color mentioned stands up. Continue until all of the children get a turn. (submitted by Josie Weisner).&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FF6666;"&gt;You also can read more on;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"&gt;&lt;a 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Bahasa Indonesia (Kempen Asia Tour)</title><content type='html'>Walaupun kehadiran Manchester United untuk beraksi bersama pasukan pilihan Indonesia tidak kesampaian, namun begitu iklan (VIDEO-MUST SEE) ini mencerminkan bahawa Indonesia menjalankan kempen besar0besaran untuk mengajak MU datang ke tanah mereka untuk beraksi di hadapan jutaan peminat yang mengharapkan kehadiran pasukan ELIT dunia ini..,&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Paparazi selitkan video ini sebagai selingan mengenai Kempen Bola Sepak (ROAD TOUR 2009)..&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-42a18e17eda4bb6e" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"&gt;&lt;param 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Are you expert in maths? This is time to test your understanding of concepts and mathematical skills...You can enter this (below) competition..don't miss this great event..i will going for that..haaaaa&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;any information about &lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#006600;"&gt;4th National Mathematics Competitio&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#006600;"&gt;n&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt; as shown below:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SnGDScFKwUI/AAAAAAAAACc/dKZoqWNP4FY/s1600-h/5248_1173499171036_1034747164_528237_4846979_n.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 229px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SnGDScFKwUI/AAAAAAAAACc/dKZoqWNP4FY/s320/5248_1173499171036_1034747164_528237_4846979_n.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5364212983973724482" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;jom ikut paparazi..mehh... ader dua kategori...boleh pilih....klo rase x power amek ler yg Fast Math Category..haa&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;ANJURAN: Universiti Tun Abdul Razak..&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5375313617597526884-7279813795341561235?l=jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com/feeds/7279813795341561235/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5375313617597526884&amp;postID=7279813795341561235' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5375313617597526884/posts/default/7279813795341561235'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5375313617597526884/posts/default/7279813795341561235'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com/2009/07/maths-challenge.html' title='Maths Challenge'/><author><name>Paparazi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03822599575610709912</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SliKaLR8JxI/AAAAAAAAABk/61SkQ4CQVm4/S220/jaipro.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SnGDScFKwUI/AAAAAAAAACc/dKZoqWNP4FY/s72-c/5248_1173499171036_1034747164_528237_4846979_n.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5375313617597526884.post-8402861660050088202</id><published>2009-07-30T18:42:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-07-30T18:53:57.637+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Ibuku seorang pembohong ???</title><content type='html'>&lt;blockquote&gt;dah lame agak nyer paparazi x post something...&lt;div&gt;hurm ari ni paparazi nk bg cite satu kisah...ini kisah yg menyayat hati, sedih n nk menitiskan air mate jugak paparazi bc ....(ni cerita dea)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; "&gt;Memang sukar untuk orang lain percaya,tapi itulah yang berlaku. Ibu saya memang seorang pembohong!! Sepanjang ingatan saya sekurang-kurangnya 8 kali ibu membohongi saya. Saya perlu catatkan segala pembohongan itu untuk dijadikan renungan anda sekalian.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cerita ini bermula ketika saya masih kecil. Saya lahir sebagai seorang anak lelaki dalam sebuah keluarga miskin. Makan minum serba kekurangan. Kami sering kelaparan. Adakalanya, selama beberapa hari kami terpaksa makan berlaukkan ikan masin dikongsi satu keluarga.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sebagai anak yang masih kecil, saya sering saja merungut. Saya menangis mahukan nasi dan lauk yang banyak. Tapi ibu cepat memujuk. Ketika makan, ibu sering membahagikan bahagian nasinya untuk saya. Sambil memindahkan nasi ke mangkuk saya, ibu berkata : ""Makanlah nak ibu tak lapar." – PEMBOHONGAN IBU YANG PERTAMA. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;"&gt;baca seterusnya di...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 14px; "&gt;&lt;a href="http://mediajpp.ning.com/profiles/blogs/ibuku-seorang-pembohong"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"&gt;http://mediajpp.ning.com/profiles/blogs/ibuku-seorang-pembohong&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5375313617597526884-8402861660050088202?l=jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com/feeds/8402861660050088202/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5375313617597526884&amp;postID=8402861660050088202' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5375313617597526884/posts/default/8402861660050088202'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5375313617597526884/posts/default/8402861660050088202'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com/2009/07/ibuku-seorang-pembohong.html' title='Ibuku seorang pembohong ???'/><author><name>Paparazi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03822599575610709912</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SliKaLR8JxI/AAAAAAAAABk/61SkQ4CQVm4/S220/jaipro.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5375313617597526884.post-3819847972195288560</id><published>2009-07-11T20:50:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-07-11T20:51:57.827+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Berita HANGAT: Kedatangan 2 SuperPower ke Tanah Melayu.</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center; "&gt;Hari ini memulakan hari pertama paparazi memulakan cerita watak sebagai detektif@wartawan. Apa yang menarik di sini, paparazi nak bagi panaskan isu menenai watak-watak super power yang datang ke Malaysia. Malaysia ni memang lah boleh dikatakan menarik untuk dikunjungi. Tetapi yang memeranjatkan paparazi ialah kedatangan SUPERPOWER. Nak tahu kisahnya. Baca lagi yea..&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Dulu SuperMan, lepas tu SpiderMan (org yang panjat KLCC &amp;amp; menara0menara tertinggi dekat dunia nie), Lepas tu Malaysia ader watak SUPERHERO nyer tersendiri iaitu CICAKMAN.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Kalau nk didengarkan kat radio hot.fm tu mcm2 entry pasal CICAKMAN. Salah satu iklannya berbunyi "...tak ada gunenye......jadilah cicakman, cicakman tak boleh lompat..." ha paparazi x pandai la buat suara tue..haaa&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; "&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:large;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#000099;"&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;KISAH SUPERPOWER PERTAMA MELAWAT MALAYSIA&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;blockquote style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: normal; font-family:Georgia;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;P&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: normal; font-family:Georgia;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;aparazi dulu ader dengar jugak, kisah-kisah superpower nie dulu time kecik2. suke sangat tengok movie dea time kecik2 dulu siap bermimpi nk jadi superpower mcm tu ler..haa..tapi baru-baru nie paparazi dapat berita yang superpower ni dah dihalau oleh beberapa negara. Tetapi kenapa Malaysia menjadi destinasinyer. Menarik sangatk ker Malaysia nie. Gambar yang pertama akan menunjukkan kisah bagaimana seorang superpower sebenar yang datang Malaysia sebab nak cari kerja (sumber BORNAMO) gara-gara kegawatan ekonomi dekat negara origin dea la..Dengar cerita kedatangan superpower nie adalah permintaan PEJABAT rapidKL SDN. BHD. Bidang tugas superpower nie adalah menjadi penyelamat kepada semua penumpang LRT kerana dulu paparazi dengar beberapa keluhan penumpang LRT yang takut apabila tengaok beberapa LRT tersangkut lah sampai nk jatuh. Sehinggakan paparazi pon pernah mengalaminye ketika naik LRT menuju ke JOMHEBOH kat Bukit Jalil last year. Tapi paparazi bengang betul dengan kerja yang dilakukan oleh superpower nie..Orang dah bagi kerja, tapi tak jalankan. APA nie? tak mahu komen banyak2 anda lihat lah sendiri dan komen sendiri? tapi bagi saya mungkin SUPERPOWER ni letih kot..yer la 24 JAM bertugas untuk semua LRT...haaaa&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;blockquote style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="font-family:Georgia;color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/Slh_F1-o6TI/AAAAAAAAABY/AR884SauIlE/s1600-h/power+ranger+tidur.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 212px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/Slh_F1-o6TI/AAAAAAAAABY/AR884SauIlE/s320/power+ranger+tidur.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5357171495123085618" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-weight: bold; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);   font-weight: normal; font-family:Georgia;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-weight: bold; "&gt;KISAH SUPERPOWER KEDUA MELAWAT MALAYSIA (&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; font-weight: bold; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FF6600;"&gt;y&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; font-weight: bold; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FF6600;"&gt;ang terhangat&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-weight: bold; "&gt;)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Apa yang paparazi nak hangatkan kat sini..adalah bagaimana superpower nie boleh datang ke Malaysia. Nak katekan kene urusan kerja. Siapa yang ajak? nak katakan Malaysia popular dan dea datang nak melawat. Kenapa cepat sangat melancong kat Malaysia..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;Menurut sahabat paparazi kat negara Jiran ("sawadikap"). Ada menyebut yang superpower nie bukanlah datang ke Malaysia. Tetapi diertikan sebagai pelarian. Lari ke Malaysia selepas dibuang oleh rakyat negara nyer yang sendiri. Nama penuhnyer adalah THAKSIN SHINAWAT, superpower terhebat alaf baru kerana apa:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li style="text-align: left;"&gt;Mula melarikan diri dari Thailand kerana pergolakan politik.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="text-align: left;"&gt;Dapat membeli status pengurusan bola sepak EPL (Manchester City) dengan hasil kekayaan setelah bergelar Perdana Menteri Thailand.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="text-align: left;"&gt;Kemudian telah dihalau oleh pihak negara England kerana urusan dalaman politik dan menjual kembali hak sebagai pengurus MC.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="text-align: left;"&gt;Dapat menghilangkan diri secara senyap dengan melarikan diri ke Dubai, Hong Kong dan terbaru ialah Negara Jerman. Perkara yang sama diambil oleh pihak negara terbabit dengan menghalau superpower ini dari negara masing-masing.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="text-align: left;"&gt;Akhirnya datang ke Malaysia dan sempat menginap di Hotel Shangri-La, Kuala Lumpur sebelum meneruskan perjalan secara senyap ke FIJI.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: normal; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Apakah yang pihak pentadbiran Malaysia mengambil tindakan memberkas si superpower ini dari tinggal di Malaysia. Bagaimanakah kedatangan Thaksin ini tidak diberkas seawal-awalnya setelah memijakkan kaki ke Lapangan Terbang. Apakah situasi yang menarik dalam lawatan nye secara sembunyi ke Malaysia? dan yang menarik apakah Thaksin mempunyai transport sendiri sehingga boleh melompat dari satu negara ke satu negara lain..Sampai di sini sahaja yang dapat Paparazi bagi tahu.. Yang lain terpaksa dirahsiakan. (Untuk Maklumat lanjut tentang Thaksin, tengoklah sahabat wartawan saya tu kate ape?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-5117a7f6e32db4bc" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v15.nonxt4.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D5117a7f6e32db4bc%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331616414%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D58DC4F73459713F549D5C00199153F099F13BD91.1070125EBD3FAAB1B574FA9C156B7939B037F375%26key%3Dck1&amp;amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D5117a7f6e32db4bc%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DS4Essk5fTnfSv9kufucRo-jneJE&amp;amp;autoplay=0&amp;amp;ps=blogger"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v15.nonxt4.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D5117a7f6e32db4bc%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331616414%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D58DC4F73459713F549D5C00199153F099F13BD91.1070125EBD3FAAB1B574FA9C156B7939B037F375%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D5117a7f6e32db4bc%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DS4Essk5fTnfSv9kufucRo-jneJE&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5375313617597526884-3819847972195288560?l=jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='enclosure' type='video/mp4' href='http://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=5117a7f6e32db4bc&amp;type=video%2Fmp4' length='0'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com/feeds/3819847972195288560/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5375313617597526884&amp;postID=3819847972195288560' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5375313617597526884/posts/default/3819847972195288560'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5375313617597526884/posts/default/3819847972195288560'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jaiondelinedotcom.blogspot.com/2009/07/berita-hangat-kedatangan-2-superpower.html' title='Berita HANGAT: Kedatangan 2 SuperPower ke Tanah Melayu.'/><author><name>Paparazi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03822599575610709912</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/SliKaLR8JxI/AAAAAAAAABk/61SkQ4CQVm4/S220/jaipro.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_K9Vhg9VbFLk/Slh_F1-o6TI/AAAAAAAAABY/AR884SauIlE/s72-c/power+ranger+tidur.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
